What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 04:18
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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What pet would you strongly not recommend?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
So they tried
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some photos of masturbation?
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
No go.